hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(Source: xionsexual, via gummiente)

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ivegottobethere:

I don’t sing in the shower.

I perform

(via theboywhowas-onfire)

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via sassygayaarontveit)

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meladoodle:

giving away my first born child in a tumblr giveaway

(via enjoytheadorbz)

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